10 things I hate about you

I hate the way you talk to me,
And the way you cut your hair
I hate the way you drive my car,
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots,
And the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick
It even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you’re always right
I hate it when you lie
I hate it when you make me laugh
Even more when you make me cry
I hate it when you are not around,
And the fact you didn’t call
But mostly I hate the way
I don’t hate you
Not even near
Not even close

Not even close at all.